Nintendo Jokes Guaranteed to Make You Laugh

What advice did Zelda give to Link when he couldn't open the door?


Tri-Force


Which Nintendo character sucks?


Kirby


What does Princess Peach sit on in a bar?


A toad-stool


What is Zelda's favorite breakfast food?


A sausage link


What is Mega Man's favorite diet drink?


Dr. Light

What do they call the Nintendo Wii in France?


Nintendo Yes